michaelsgavin:

    make me choose meme » cute mavin moments or funny mavin moments; asked by anon

    "So I was like, you know, I’ll buy the diamond and the creeper and it will be really stupid and, like, Gavin and I—when we team up—we’ll be called Team Nice Dynamite and that would be our thing.”

    touchingtennantshair:

    thewaywardqueen:

    jessiphia:

    I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

    I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

    DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

    IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

    SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

    SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

    DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

    (via chibi-komiko)

  1. theuppityzombie:

    leviathans-in-the-tardis:

    draconisblog:

    tumbledore-:

    The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

    At first I was all:

    Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

    But then I was all like:

    GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

    person annoying you?

    refill their bladder

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    (via chibi-komiko)

  2. lalalalane:

    queersailorscout:

    sad-butsassy:

    lieucifer:

    the only girls that look cute with short hair:

    • all of them
    • every single one of them
    • literally everyone

    the only girls that look cute with long hair:

    • all of them
    • every single one of them
    • literally everyone

    The only girls that look cute:

    • all of them
    • every single one of them
    • literally everyone

    Glad we settled this

    (Source: muutant, via anns-the-owl)

  3. trashcan-fire:

    emilianadarling:

    deanobanion:

    "Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

    (x)

    HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

    can we bring this back

    (via gaytiers)

  4. stacksbreadup:

    cultpool:

    whine2j:

    digivolvin:

    last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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    Chill don’t disrespect DB da Gawd

    (via bitcoyn)

    justlookingforthespnfandom:

    ullarin:

    kijikun:

    fiftyshadesof-ofmiceandmen:

    ask-rainy-water-princess:

    genocidershodan:

    lemonteaflower:

    anxiety.

    Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.

    I take it you don’t have anxiety.

    You can’t “just stop saying sorry”. You do something, something so little, like accidentally bump into someone. You feel horrible about it. Your brain starts panicking and you have trouble trying to breathe. You stutter an apology. They say it’s okay, but you accidentally do it again, and you apologize again. They just say “Aha, you can stop saying sorry.” And you feel horrible that you’ve probably made them angry or upset, so you mutter out an apology for the third stupid time, and they just say to stop saying sorry. Stop saying sorry. 

    You can’t just tell someone to stop saying you’re sorry.

    I want that comment on flyers so I can hang them in my school

    reblogging this one for the GOOD commentary.

    If you’re going to tell someone to stop saying sorry say, “You don’t have to apologize to me.” and smile. If they say sorry again just say, “You’re fine.” and keep smiling and move on. The faster the situation is resolved the faster the person with anxiety can start to calm down. Please don’t get angry at someone for saying sorry, sometimes that’s all the person feels like they can do.

    I’ve always been really bad about this and as a kid I’d always do it around my parents and my mom would always say “STOP SAYING YOURE SORRY.” thank you to the helpful comment.

    (via kozumeneko)

  5. eridonkidonk:

    officialdaddyegbert:

    blobeggs:

    boxlunches:

    blobeggs:

    Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

    Does he talk

    he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

    what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

    perhaps it was something in his past

    perhaps

    a link to his past

    (Source: giritina, via novaspolitan)

    he just becomes completely motionless…

    (Source: narvaezes, via mogarsjones)

    ryan + paternity

    (via novaspolitan)

  6. bananagirlworld16:

    okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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    poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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    this movie is so good

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    and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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    and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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    and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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    THIS MOVIE

    (via thelunaaltar)

  7. castiel-knight-of-hell:

    saxifraga-x-urbium:

    malformalady:

    A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

    of course it happened in Winchester

    (via thelunaaltar)

    rooster-tumble:

    Achievement Hunter: Speech Bubbles

    (via thelunaaltar)