1. a discussion on sexual orientation

    • me:   *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
    • classmate:   wait, what's polyamory?
    • me:   well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
    • professor:   *overhears from front of class*
    • professor:   that is d i s g u s t i n g
    • me:   *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
    • professor:   how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
    • me:   ....
    • me:   ....
    • me:   ....
    • professor:   it should be polyerosy
    • Academics. People with *real* values.

    morg-ana:

    ohmymckirk:

    so-um-yeah:

    aloistrancyhive:

    breathe-squeeze-follow-through:

    26 Male Survivors Of Sexual Assault Quoting The People Who Attacked Them

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/male-survivors-of-sexual-assault-quoting-the-people-who-a

    This needs more notes.

    no one seems to care if they are guys 

    reminder that rape and sexual abuse happens to everyone, not just girls

    reminder that rape and sexual abuse needs to be acknowledged no matter a person’s gender and “no one seems to care if they are guys” is a typical antifeminist theory that is disproven by the fact that this photo set has 400,000+ notes alone

    (via twinkfish)

    ribstongrowback:

    needs-more-pony:

    mandopony:

    fire-blast-pegasus:

    ohsocialjustice:

    A very good way of going about explaining this issue. It’s good to see something positive come from Tumblr.

    REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS.

    And the reblog button was hit so quickly that it actually was reblogged BEFORE it was clicked

    Will always reblog this.

    I just like being girly. But what I like more, is having people noticing without minding. Just the fact that they’re aware of what I am and want to be without seeing anything but god old little me makes me happy, and most importantly, comfortable.

    (Source: homo-club, via samstartsariot)

  2. agentwashingtub:

    "So who do you want to cosplay as?"

    image

    (Source: airdramon, via youngtorippu)

    pacificlutheranuniversity:

    My Language, My Choice 
    Pacific Lutheran University

    Words can hurt.
    Understand your impact.
    Take responsibility.

    X
    x

    (via samstartsariot)

  3. Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance


    fangoriaaa:

    thnksfrpanicatthedisco:

    does-anything-matter:

    thesearethewordsofmyholiday:

    I just wanna make sure nobody forgets that this exists and it is awesome.

    THE FUNNY THING IS THIS ISN’T EDITED. GERARD ACTUALLY SAT AND SUNG NA NA NA IN SIMLISH. 

    THERE’S LYRICS

    Sha gimme sha gimme sha
    Wes a neeba
    Mes ooney wada da bramya na
    Es zu weeba
    In a deg
    In a shat
    With an “X” abba zor
    Nibby zor nibby zor nibby zor
    Wada bin winny natty-

    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Bana zun cure enay
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Daba a nenetay
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Wa pan eshabatay
    Brabd en zerb shee-mo-nay-shun

    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Pasha a nagatay
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    We nasa wogatay
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Win gonna sagatay
    Gibs as zor doo-bi-zay-shun
    Za gimme za gimme za

    Es zabsu wabu aba shab la
    Wab nada zeda little braz dans
    Wab neba zenny noba mas lan
    Wa tinga zatlan (nananananananana)
    He sifta nanny made a blascan
    Prussy du was ana

    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Foo noova wanatay
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Back ana kannasay
    A fwingsu whata say
    Prow in dur sa-ca-nay-shun

    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Pasha a nagatay
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    We nasa wogatay
    win gonna sagatay
    Gibs as zor doo-bi-zay-shun

    Ewag nere, wap zow
    All ze nayd in gattory nitty
    Na pitta vilzin tayz their open wilpy zalms
    Why dinny daggers up to leven
    Itala boony bralls ab ze mittezen brats
    Yak angels made bo zeon and blabbing garbage
    ZEEM OUT—Rat rowaids us?
    Eb zo whine nopen dorbs

    Ned zu wanny wansa bag na sho
    Ned zu wanny wansa bag na sho
    But neeb zim, neeb zim wants to bly
    Wabba tie wabba tie wabba tie
    Wabba tie, Wabba
    Za bashy gooby zaba

    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Make zo apology
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Ee vada wickasay
    Ab salla loratay
    Tashy zurb—Boo-dee-cor-ay

    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Bab naba bobatay
    Was napa seepashay
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Ee bapa shobbycay
    Ban zee la burgindory
    Bap my lair, zab and vore me bull na bin
    Leb nis zurb expnode

    tHIS SHOULD BE ILLEGA L IM DY IGN

    (via castielwillavengesherlock)

  4. paranormalstoriess:

    serialkilling-things:

    Jake Evans calls 911 after killing his mother and sister:

    911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency?

    Jake Evans: Uh, my house.

    911: What’s the emergency?

    Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom and my sister.

    911: What? How did you do that?

    Evans: Uh, I shot them with a .22 revolver.

    911: Are you sure they’re dead?

    Evans: They’re dead.

    911: Okay, I want you to stay on the phone with me. Are you alright?

    Evans: Yeah, I’m alright. (The gun) is on the kitchen counter.

    911: Jake, are you on any medication?

    Evans: Uh, no. I’ve been going to the allergist, I’m on allergy medication. Other than Zyrtec and Advil and Pseudoephedrine, I don’t take anything else.

    911: Is there any reason that you were so angry at your mother and your sister?

    Evans: I don’t know … It’s weird. I wasn’t even really angry with them. It just kind of happened. I’ve been kind of, uh, planning on, uh, killing for a while now.

    911: The two of ‘em, or just anybody?

    Evans: Pretty much anybody.

    911: Why?

    EvansI don’t know. I don’t really like, uh, people’s, uh, attitude … I think it’s kind of, very, like, you know, emotional. They’re verbally rude to each other and stuff like that. I don’t know. It’s just my family is just kind of really I guess this is really selfish to say, but I felt they were just suffocating me in a way. I don’t know, I’m pretty, I guess, evil …Whatever, I’m sorry.

    911: Were your mom and sister in their beds?

    Evans: I don’t know. This is going to really mess me up in the future. I told my sister that my mom needed her. She was in her room, and she came out of her room, and I shot her. And she rolled down the stairs and I shot her again. And then I went down and I shot my mom maybe three or four times, but I’ll never forget this. My sister, she came downstairs and she was screaming and I was telling her that I’m sorry but just to hold still – that, you know, I was just going to make it go away. But she kept on freaking out, but she finally fell down and I shot her in the head about, probably, three or four times.

    911: Are you in the kitchen?

    Evans: Yes.

    911: Where’s your dad?

    Evans: He’s out of town. Washington, D.C. And, uh, I guess for future reference, I don’t really want to see any of my family members, like visiting or whatever. I just don’t want any type of visitors.

    911: You don’t want to hurt yourself, do you?

    Evans: Just to let you know, I hate the feeling of killing someone. (Sighs) I’m going to be messed up.

    911: You just take a deep breath. We have deputies coming, and they’re going to help you. Just to let you know, we’re going to help you, we’re not going to hurt you.

    Evans: I understand if ya’ll want to. 

    911: No, we’re there to help you, Jake. Everybody thinks we want to do bad things, but right or wrong, we want to help people, and we’re gonna help you. Do you understand that, Jake?

    Evans: Yes.

    911: Is it a gated community? Is there a gate?

    Evans: Uh, yes. You want the password? (He gives her the password)

    911: It’s going to be alright, it really is. They’ll be there shortly, won’t be long now. Jake, would you mind turning any of the porch lights on?

    Evans: I have turned the front lights on. (pauses) I was thinking of my sister. She was 15. 

    911: How long ago did (the shootings) happen?

    Evans: About, uh, 30 minutes ago. (breathes heavily)

    911: You’ll be alright, Jake. 

    Evans: I’m really worried about, like, nightmares and stuff like that. Are there any times of medications, and stuff?

    911: Well, I think there is. I don’t know, I’m not a doctor but … I’m sure your family will get you the support you need.

    Evans: I don’t mean to sound like a wimp or anything, but this is, wow, I’ve never, like, done anything violent in my whole life.

    911: You don’t sound like a violent person. But um, help will be provided for you. Medical and psychological. That will be provided, so you don’t have to worry about that right now. Take deep breaths for me now, you’re doing fine. In through your nose, and out through your mouth so you don’t hyperventilate, okay?

    Evans: (breathing)

    911: Good, you sound a lot calmer right now. 

    Evans: I didn’t want them to feel pain, that’s why I used a gun, but it’s like everything went wrong.

    911: Jake, my officers are almost there, would you be willing to walk out on your own?

    Evans: Um, yes, I forgot to say before I called, I put the gun on the counter, it’s still loaded.

    911: Okay, that’s fine. I’ll stay on the phone until it’s time for you to walk out. Are you on your home phone? Is it cordless? 

    Evans: Yes.

    911: Jake, what I want you do to is walk outside, but when you’re walking outside, stay visible, don’t walk behind any furniture. When you open the front door, put your hands up in the air, just walk very slowly, and walk outside, and keep your hands visible, alright, sweetie? I’ll talk to you later.

    EvansThank you (puts phone down)

    911: You’re welcome.




    The actual recording of the 911 tape can be found here

    (via pyrrhicqueen)

  5. danglingthpider:

    castielmyspell:

    taco-of-the-violets:

    castielmyspell:

    things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

    • smirk every frickin five seconds
    • gulp
    • stutter to be cute
    • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
    • chuckle gently
    • chuckle in general
    • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
    • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

    I chuckled so hard at this

    fuck off

    *smirks*

    (Source: osrick, via ivettehomestuck)

  6. castielhasthephoneb0x:

    a-study-in-butts:

    thetwincores:

    asapmona:

    rhydonmyhardon:

    let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

    my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

    my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

    well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

    my boyfriend dated me

    image

    (via pyrrhicqueen)

  7. fatherway:

    frickgerard:

    fatherway:

    anyways heres wonderwall

    why is ur ukulele so big

    i feed it well

    (via pyrrhicqueen)

    davediddlystrider:

    This man is qualified to play as nightwing

    (Source: saansastarks, via orcses)

  8. moraniarty:

    you’re walking in the woods

    there is no one around

    and your phone is dead

    out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                        shia labeouf

    (via novaspolitan)

    spookydeerchild:

    kristenraemiller:

    For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

    Peaceful times before the skeleton war

    (via fireyfobbitmedicine)